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: #Laughs It is time to elect a world leader and your vote counts.Here's the scoop on the three leading candidates.Candidate A: associates with ward heelers and consultswith astrologists.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, 'Who's a pretty boy then ?'!

: #Laughs Q: How many military information officers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: At the present point in time it is against policy and the best interests of military strategy to divulge information of such a statistical nature.

: #Laughs An old sailor goes to a brothel, where he chooses his girl and begins."How am I doing?" He asks."Three knots," she replies.

: #Laughs The social worker asked the bartender "What's the difference between your job and mine?" The bartender replied: "I only had to go to bartender school for 6 weeks and I learned to mix a very good drinks, than wait a couple of hours

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she went bunggie jumping in a yellow dress, everyone was screaming the suns falling!

: #Laughs If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one of them, would you read the paper or go to lunch?

: #Laughs One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side.

: #Laughs A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, "We're prostitutes, wanna have a little fun?"She was talking to her Preacher one day about this.
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