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: #Laughs Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on

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: #Laughs Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

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: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me.

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: #Laughs Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

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: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

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: #Laughs Plan ahead...

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: #Laughs If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

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: #Laughs A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds.

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: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

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: #Laughs Once, a gay man went to heaven.

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: #Laughs Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.

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: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

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: #Laughs |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

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: #Laughs The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

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: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

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: #Laughs A blonde woman is driving down the road.

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: #Laughs Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"

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: #Laughs Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him.

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: #Laughs In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.

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: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just try to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

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: #Laughs Halloween Funnies:What do Skeletons say before eating? Bone Appetite.What do blondes and Jack-O-Lanterns have in common? Both have blank expressions and are hollow inside.Why did the Vampire get fired from the Blood Bank? He was caught drinking on

: #Laughs Diner: May I please have a glass of water? Waiter: Why, are you thirsty? Diner: No, I want to see if my neck leaks.

: #Laughs A woman goes to the doctor's and says, "Doctor, Doctor, you have to help me.

: #Laughs Little Brother: I'm going to buy a sea horse. Big Brother: Why? Little Brother: Because I want to play water polo!

: #Laughs Waiter, there's a fly in my custard ! I'll fetch him a spoon sir !

: #Laughs Plan ahead...

: #Laughs If they made a movie starring the Loch Ness monster and the great white shark from Jaws, what would the movie be called? Loch Jaws.

: #Laughs A man was walking along the street when he saw a ladder going into the clouds.

: #Laughs |A number twelve walks into a bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer."Sorry I can't serve you," states the barman."Why not?!" asks the number twelve with anger showing in its voice."You're under 18," replies the barman.

: #Laughs Once, a gay man went to heaven.

: #Laughs Jim: Joe, I hear you just got married again.

: #Laughs The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how to readInflatable dart boardsA dictionary indexPowdered waterPedal powered wheel chairsWater proof tea bagsWatermelon seed sorterZero proo

: #Laughs |Top nine reasons computers must be male:They have a lot of data but are still clueless.

: #Laughs The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

: #Laughs If men had PMS, what would happen?a) The federal government would allocate funds to study it.b) Cramps would become an acceptable reason to apply for permanentdisability.c) There would be a federal holiday every 28 days.d) All of the above.

: #Laughs A blonde woman is driving down the road.

: #Laughs Two 80 year old men are driving down the road when they hear the Ex-Lax commercial end with the statement: "It makes you feel young again." John looks at Sylvester and says, "We need to pull over and get a bottle of that stuff!"

: #Laughs Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him.

: #Laughs In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted by a huge, mean bear.

: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just try to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

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