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: #Laughs A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.

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: #Laughs I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!

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: #Laughs What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.

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: #Laughs A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He kept getting his orders mixed up.

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: #Laughs Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

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: #Laughs Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

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: #Laughs Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for 0.00, which he paid.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

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: #Laughs Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.

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: #Laughs There were three city mice sitting at a bar.

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: #Laughs What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.

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: #Laughs "What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

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: #Laughs What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!

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: #Laughs Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.

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: #Laughs Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software.

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: #Laughs A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was

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: #Laughs The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.

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: #Laughs An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

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: #Laughs A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's, and walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife" What type of bra?" asked the clerk.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the monster with five legs? His trousers fit him like a glove.

: #Laughs I see you've got your bill for using the Internet Yes, and my dad's really going to get the hump!

: #Laughs What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.

: #Laughs A local florist just went out of business, but it was his own fault.He kept getting his orders mixed up.

: #Laughs Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference.

: #Laughs Why did the boy take the ruler to bed? He wanted to see how long he slept.

: #Laughs Unable to attend the funeral after his father died, a son who lived far away called his brother and told him, "Do something nice for Dad and send me the bill." Later, he got a bill for 0.00, which he paid.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there? Agatha! Agatha who? Agatha headache.

: #Laughs Why is a toothless dog like a tree? It has more bark than bite.

: #Laughs There were three city mice sitting at a bar.

: #Laughs What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.

: #Laughs "What's the matter with your dinner ?" "Can you describe it for me please in case I need to tell my doctor later what I've eaten !"

: #Laughs What kind of dog can tell time? A clockshund!

: #Laughs Q: What is a conservative? A: A liberal who's been mugged.

: #Laughs Speech Recognition Software DemoAt a recent Sacramento PC User's Group meeting, a company was demonstrating its latest speech-recognition software.

: #Laughs A man walked into the clubhouse and noticed a friend sitting in a corner wearing a neck brace.He sat down and asked his mate what happened."Well, I was playing golf and I hit my ball into the rough," replied his friend."Then I met a chick who was

: #Laughs The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals.

: #Laughs An old man goes into the Social Security Office and fills out an application.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the sister who wrote herself a letter and forgot to sign it and when it arrived she didn't know who it was from.

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