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: #Laughs Q: Did you hear about the new "morning after" pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.

: #Laughs The Master Chief was inspecting the barracks and heoverheard one terrified recruit whisper, "Master Chief Barneshas the heart of a tiny child .

: #Laughs |Bachelor's DietMONDAY:BREAKFAST - Who can eat breakfast on a Monday? Swallow some toothpaste while brushing your teeth LUNCH - Send your secretary out for six "gutbombers" those little hamburgers that used to cost a dime but now cost sixty five c

: #Laughs One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated, waiting for the cockpit crew to show up so they can get underway.

: #Laughs Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock.

: #Laughs The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: "Mama, I've won the elections,you've got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.""I don't know, what would I wear?""Don't worry, I'll send you a dressmaker""But I only eat kosher food"

: #Laughs What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth? Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

: #Laughs There was a virgin who wanted to marry a farmer boy.One day, she went to his parents' house for dinner.

: #Laughs A man coughed violently, and his false teeth shot across the room and smashed against the wall.

: #Laughs |For the past three years, the government has worked hard and spent many tax dollars to find the approval ratings for unemployment.They have concluded that a 7% unemployment level is acceptable to 93% of the working population.Now let's just hope
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