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: #Laughs I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much.

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: #Laughs 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late""Damn!" Said the Irishman,10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engi

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: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

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: #Laughs First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

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: #Laughs What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !

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: #Laughs Did you here Mr.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

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: #Laughs Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

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: #Laughs Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."

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: #Laughs |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot sh

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: #Laughs An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him. He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Again nobody

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: #Laughs This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

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: #Laughs scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to theStar System at the top of the list, cross off that starsystem, then put your Star System at the bottom of thelist and send it to 1

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: #Laughs One day there was an indian chief who was constipated.

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: #Laughs How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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: #Laughs A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.

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: #Laughs What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

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: #Laughs A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.

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: #Laughs Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."The Judge replies, "

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: #Laughs I never have quite figured out why the sexual urges of men & women differ so much.

: #Laughs 35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late""Damn!" Said the Irishman,10 mins later, "I`m sorry people Engi

: #Laughs It seems that a devout, good couple was about to get married,but a tragic car accident ended their lives.

: #Laughs First cannibal: Who was that girl I saw you with last night ? Second cannibal: That was no girl, that was my supper !

: #Laughs What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !

: #Laughs Did you here Mr.

: #Laughs Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence?A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear!

: #Laughs Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear.

: #Laughs Someone -- always a man -- always asks, "does the ship run on generators?" The Cruise Director usually tells them, "No, we just have a very long power line running to the mainland."

: #Laughs |A young Air Force 2nd Lieutenant had just arrived at Misawa AFB in Japan.He'd been given a beautiful renovated office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw an enlisted man come into his outer office.Wishing to appear the hot sh

: #Laughs An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him. He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Again nobody

: #Laughs This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift.

: #Laughs Q: What do you say to a dog before he eats? - A: Bone appetite!

: #Laughs scientists Decode the First Message From an AlienCivilization...Simply send 6 x 10 to the 50 atoms of Hydrogen to theStar System at the top of the list, cross off that starsystem, then put your Star System at the bottom of thelist and send it to 1

: #Laughs One day there was an indian chief who was constipated.

: #Laughs How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

: #Laughs A single man in his 40's often has a problem finding women at his level of maturity.

: #Laughs What goes "snap, crackle and pop" ? A firefly with a short circuit !

: #Laughs A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store.

: #Laughs Two story houseA man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce.The judge quietly reviews some papers and then says,"Please tell me why you are seeking a divorce.""Because," the man says,"I live in a two-story house."The Judge replies, "

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