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: #Laughs |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of it all I am able to grinwhen I recall where my get up has been.Old age is golden-so I've heard it said-but sometimes I wonder when I get into bed,

: #Laughs A wife was having coffee with a girlfriend of hers when she confided to her, "Our marriage has never been that great, but this year has been the absolute worst between my husband and I.Harry often yells at me, criticizes me, puts me down, plus he

: #Laughs There's this cathedral that's still being worked on, and the workers have rigged a "cage elevator" inside so they can get material up and down to the upper floors.

: #Laughs December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI'm happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi's Open Pit Barbecue.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, "Lady, - I haven't eaten in three days." "Force yourself" she replied.

: #Laughs An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City Building, when a young and beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume.

: #Laughs Customer: This fish isn't as good as what I ordered here last month. Waiter: That's funny.

: #Laughs Psychiatrist: What is wrong with your brother? Sister: He thinks he's a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has be been acting like a chicken? Sister: Three years.

: #Laughs A Soviet journalist walks into the hospital and tells the desk nurse, "I want to see the eye-ear doctor." "There is no such doctor" she tells him.

: #Laughs A huge guy marries a tiny girl, and at the wedding, one of his friends says to him, "How the hell do the two of you have sex?"The big guy says, "I just sit there, naked, on a chair, she sits on top, and I bob her up and down."His friend says, "You

: #Laughs Waiter (serving soup): It looks like rain today. Patron: Yes it does, but it smells like soup.

: #Laughs Why are haunted houses so noisy in April? That's when the ghosts do their spring screaming!

: #Laughs This aussie caught this Kiwi having a bit of fun with a sheep....."Mate", the aussie said, "Over there we shear them".The kiwi replied, "Mate, I'm not shearing this with innyone"

: #Laughs Mike Mooney, a Yankee was driving through the south when he decided he wanted to buy a pig.

: #Laughs A rich society lady was being driven home in the rain when her Rolls Royce gets a puncture.The car slowly stopped, and the chauffeur got out.

: #Laughs A policeman was patrolling near midnight at a local parking spotoverlooking a golf course.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a worm and an elephant ? Very big worm holes in your garden !
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