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: #Laughs Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.

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: #Laughs How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace...

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: #Laughs Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

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: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear.

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: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

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: #Laughs One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep.

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: #Laughs |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

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: #Laughs A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.

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: #Laughs Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:1.

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: #Laughs |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the wind

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: #Laughs Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

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: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

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: #Laughs Have you heard the one about the .

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: #Laughs How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.

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: #Laughs Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

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: #Laughs From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Date10.

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: #Laughs At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

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: #Laughs What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !

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: #Laughs Why did the vampire sit on a pumpkin? It wanted to play squash.

: #Laughs How come Mike Tyson's eyes always water during sex? Mace...

: #Laughs Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train.

: #Laughs A rather senile old lady went to her doctor complaining of drainingand a feeling of fullness in her ear.

: #Laughs A woman had 8 children, all of them boys.

: #Laughs One day a man was sleeping and the neighbor's little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between your legs?" He replied that is "my bird." He went back to sleep.

: #Laughs |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean.

: #Laughs A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring.

: #Laughs Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the "in-flight safety lecture" and their other announcements a bit more entertaining.Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:1.

: #Laughs |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on their way to visit the Communists to share their success stories about taxing Americans.Bill: "Why don't I throw this hundred dollar bill out the wind

: #Laughs Q: How does a horny guy spell relief? A: B-L-O-N-D-E.

: #Laughs At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get him.

: #Laughs Have you heard the one about the .

: #Laughs How do wasps send messages? By bee-mail.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell when a tenor is really stupid? A: When the other tenors notice.

: #Laughs Q: What's musical and handy in a supermarket? A: A Chopin Liszt.

: #Laughs From Late Show with David Letterman - Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You're On A Bad Date10.

: #Laughs At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth." Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out.

: #Laughs What insect runs away from everything ? A flee !

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