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: #Laughs At an outdoor press conference, Al Gore was addressing harsh criticism of being "lifeless as a statue." "That is absurd," Gore stoically stated.

: #Laughs Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of your arse, would you tell anyone?" Other man, "Bloody hell, no!"First man, "Want to come camping?"

: #Laughs Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,"I'm another year older," but decided to make the best of it.

: #Laughs But let's get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.

: #Laughs There were three little babies sitting next to each other in shopping carts in the grocery store check-out line.

: #Laughs Dr Frankenstein: I've just invented something that everyone in the world will want! You know how you get a nasty ring around the bathtub every time you use it, and you have to clean the ring off? Igor: Yes, I hate it.

: #Laughs One night, as a couple lay down for bed, the husband gently taps his wife on the shoulder and starts rubbing her arm.

: #Laughs How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.

: #Laughs Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.
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