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: #Laughs |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right.

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: #Laughs What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish

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: #Laughs The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. If it's the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. I

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: #Laughs You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.

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: #Laughs Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

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: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

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: #Laughs Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

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: #Laughs What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

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: #Laughs |Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

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: #Laughs "What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

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: #Laughs One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass.

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: #Laughs A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs.

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: #Laughs |Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!

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: #Laughs A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

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: #Laughs What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

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: #Laughs If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

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: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

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: #Laughs What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

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: #Laughs A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago.

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: #Laughs |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right.

: #Laughs What do you give the paedophile who has everything?Another parish

: #Laughs The Ten Commandments Of Employment If it rings, put it on hold. If it clunks, call the repairman. If it whistles, ignore it. If it's a friend, stop work and chat. If it's the boss, look busy. If it talks, take notes. I

: #Laughs You'd live in a place where no two people had the same name.

: #Laughs Exasperated dragon on the field of battle: "Mother said there would be knights like this."

: #Laughs Why do women have smaller feet than men? - It allows them to stand closer to the sink.

: #Laughs Waiter, I can't seem to find any oysters in this oyster soup. Would you expect to find angels in angel cake?

: #Laughs What do you call a tired cow? Milked out!

: #Laughs |Q: Why don't blind people skydive?A: It scares the heck out of the dog.

: #Laughs "What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man traveling in her compartment."I'm a naval surgeon," he replied."Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

: #Laughs One Sunday morning a minister and a choirboy were getting the church ready for mass.

: #Laughs A woman takes her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor.The doctor says, "Okay, Mrs.

: #Laughs |Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?In the croakroom!

: #Laughs A lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates.

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!

: #Laughs What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !

: #Laughs If your child asks how Santa Claus gets into the house, just tell him he comes in through a large hole in daddy's wallet.

: #Laughs Why won't pigs take up jogging? They don't like to get that far from the table.

: #Laughs What cheese is made backwards? Edam.

: #Laughs A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago.

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