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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

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: #Laughs There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

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: #Laughs Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

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: #Laughs Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1.

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: #Laughs I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

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: #Laughs Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr.

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: #Laughs Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.

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: #Laughs Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 7,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

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: #Laughs A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to the country, and become a chickenfarmer.

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: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

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: #Laughs What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !

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: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

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: #Laughs Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

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: #Laughs What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

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: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

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: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

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: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

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: #Laughs How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive.

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: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a refrigerator?A: A refrigerator doesn't fart when you pull your meat out of it.

: #Laughs There was an old woman on a plane, sitting next to the Pope.

: #Laughs Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday??A: Tell them a joke on Wednesday!!

: #Laughs Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls (bagels, get it?).

: #Laughs Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1.

: #Laughs I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she'd popped her clogs.

: #Laughs Morris the loudmouth mechanic was removing the cylinder heads from the motor of a car when he spotted the famous heart surgeon Dr.

: #Laughs Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.

: #Laughs Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a 7,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system.

: #Laughs A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going togive up the city life, move to the country, and become a chickenfarmer.

: #Laughs |A man walks into a bar, and as he makes his way to the counter, he stops and talks to everyone in the bar.

: #Laughs What to you call a Russian flea ? A Moscow-ito !

: #Laughs Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny to you?"

: #Laughs Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here.

: #Laughs Q: Why did god give blonde's 2 more brain cells than he gave cows? A: So they wouldn't shit all over when you played with their tits.

: #Laughs What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.

: #Laughs Over drinks one evening two gentleman were having a discussion about the charms, or lack there-of of the super model Stephanie Seymour."I say she's highly over-rated," said one "Take away her eyes, her lips, her legs and that figure, and what have

: #Laughs Q: How do you recognize a blonde at the airport?A: She's the one throwing bread at the airplanes.

: #Laughs What did the mama pig say to her bad little piglet? "Behave or Frankenswine will get you."

: #Laughs How do you know when a blonde's been sending e-mail? Envelopes in the disk drive.

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