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: #Laughs Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate.

: #Laughs Ebonics Crimmus PomeWuz de nite befo Crimmus An' all ower de hood ereybody wuz' sleepin' Dey wuz sleepin' goodWe hunged up our stockings An hoped like de' heck That ol Sanna Clause Be bringin' our checkAll o'de fambily Wuz layin in de beds While R

: #Laughs You think you got it bad? All night long I deal with soot in the chimneys, smelly socks, cross dogs, getting shot at, mistaken for a stork, driving all night in the snow - damn near got killed by a 747.

: #Laughs They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadn't been talking to each other. Instead, they were giving each other written notes. One evening he gave her a paper where it said: "Wake me up tomorrow

: #Laughs How the Bible would have been different if written by college students:Loaves and Fishes replaced by Pizza and ChipsTen Commandments are actually only five, but because they are double-spaced and written in a large font, they look like ten.Forbidd

: #Laughs 80,000 blondes meet in the Kansas City Chiefs Stadium for a "Blondes Are Not Stupid Convention".

: #Laughs Why did the blond get fired from the M&M's Factory?She threw away all the w's.Sent by Chris

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

: #Laughs Retired colonel, talking of the good old days: Have you ever hunted bear? His grandson's teacher: No, but I've been fishing in shorts.

: #Laughs Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor? A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

: #Laughs |An evil Atheist explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives.
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