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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

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: #Laughs An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.

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: #Laughs "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

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: #Laughs What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !

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: #Laughs An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded.

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

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: #Laughs Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father.

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: #Laughs Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

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: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!

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: #Laughs Why did the woman with P.M.S.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

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: #Laughs Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

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: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.

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: #Laughs Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ? Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !

: #Laughs An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area.

: #Laughs "Was your wife a virgin when you married?""I don't know.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here? Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."

: #Laughs What do you call an ant who skips school ? A truant !

: #Laughs An inexperienced real estate salesman asked his boss if he could refund the deposit to an angry customer who had discovered that the lot he had bought was under water. "What kind of salesman are you?" the boss scolded.

: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can go bungee-jumping.

: #Laughs Q: What's a brunette's mating call?A: Has that blonde gone yet?A2: When is that blonde bitch going to leave!?A3: "All the blondes have gone home!"

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ? Beckfast of champions !

: #Laughs Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap.

: #Laughs Little Johnny has a question, so he goes around the house to find his father.

: #Laughs Hoot: How the hell can ya be so stupid? Jessie: Well, it ain't somethin' yew can pick up overnight.

: #Laughs Q: What goes VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH,VROOM, SCREECH?A: A blonde going through a flashing red light.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor, with all the excitement of Christmas I can't sleep. Try lying on the edge of your bed...you'll soon drop off!

: #Laughs Why did the woman with P.M.S.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket cart?A: The supermarket cart has a mind of its own.

: #Laughs Many years ago, a fisherman's wife blessed her husband with twin sons.

: #Laughs |Digger Phelps' Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:"Basketball is a game of two halves.""We have to remember that whoever scores the most points by the end wins.""You're either a good team or a bad team, and they played somewhere in the middl

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde? A: One's a phony buck.

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