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: #Laughs Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

: #Laughs Why won't the witch let the traveling pig actors into her gingerbread cottage? She's afraid they'll bring down the house.

: #Laughs A out-of-towner in New York at the height of the tourist season decided to revisit an uptown restaurant he'd enjoyed on a previous trip to the city.

: #Laughs What's the difference between an English Sheepherder and Mick Jagger?Mick Jagger sings "Hey, Hey, you, you , get off of my cloud."An English sheepherder says: "Hey, Hey MacCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

: #Laughs A blonde reports for his University's final examination that consists of Y/N type questions.

: #Laughs Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING, KEEP UPRIGHT.

: #Laughs Q: How many Taureans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, but just *try* to convince them that the burnt out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

: #Laughs We've all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare.
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