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: #Laughs What would you do if you had a condum with a holein it in one pocket, and a rattle snake in the other pocket? I don't know either, but I do know that I wouldn't screw with either one of them.

: #Laughs Why do gays eat refried beans on Saturday night? So they can take a bubble bath Sunday morning.

: #Laughs Golfer: "I've played so poorly all day; I think I'm going to go drown myself in that lake." Caddy: "I doubt you could keep your head down that long."

: #Laughs Will you come to my party on Saturday? Yes, please, What's the address? 25 The High Street.

: #Laughs |What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?A pigtail!Where do cows go on a Saturday night?To the moo-vies!If you had fifteen cows and five goats what would you have?Plenty of milk!Why did the baby turkey bolt down his food?Because he was

: #Laughs US Attorney General John Ashcroft was visiting an elementary school.After fifteen minutes speaking he says: 'I will now answer anyquestions you have.' Bobby stands up and says: 'I have four questions':1.

: #Laughs |Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin.

: #Laughs How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between a prostitute, a nymphomaniac, and a blonde?A: The prostitute says, "Aren't you done yet?"The nympho says, "Are you done already?"The blonde says, "Beige.

: #Laughs |Q: What's the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?A: Chairman Miaow!Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?A: A cat-a-logue!Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to s

: #Laughs How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you over, holds you down and fucks you?.up the arse with her clitoris.
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