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: #Laughs How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None.

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: #Laughs So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.

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: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

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: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.

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: #Laughs Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were lying on the floor naked.

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: #Laughs FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.

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: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

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: #Laughs What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

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: #Laughs I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came!

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: #Laughs The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, "how do you give shoulders?"

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !

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: #Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him

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: #Laughs Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

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: #Laughs While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

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: #Laughs Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

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: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

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: #Laughs Mrs.

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: #Laughs A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort.

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: #Laughs How many hairs are in a dog's tail? None.

: #Laughs So what exactly can I learn on the Internet? Anything you like - it can even teach you to talk like an Indian. How? See? It's working already.

: #Laughs If a cowboy rides into town on Friday and three days later leaves on Friday, how does he do it? The horse's name is Friday!

: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.

: #Laughs Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were lying on the floor naked.

: #Laughs FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night.

: #Laughs There is no such thing as child-proofing your house.

: #Laughs What do sea monsters have for dinner? Fish and ships.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a tarantula with a rose ? I'm not sure, but I wouldn't try smelling it !

: #Laughs I, Caesar, when I heard of the fame To Cleopatra I straightway laid claim Ahead of my legions I invaded her regions I saw, I conquered, I came!

: #Laughs The blonde says to her friend, "My boyfriend has the worst dandruff."Her friend says, "You should give him Head and Shoulders."The blonde thinks for a minute and replies, "how do you give shoulders?"

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor you've taken out my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins and my appendix, but I still don't feel well. That's quite enough out of you !

: #Laughs |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency.

: #Laughs What's the best way to catch a unique rabbit? Unique up on him

: #Laughs Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

: #Laughs While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.

: #Laughs Do you know what a dog and a screen door have in common?the more you bang them the looser they get.Sent by aaron

: #Laughs What nickname did the police give to the new blonde woman police officer? A fair cop.

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort.

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