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: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

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: #Laughs |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her 0.She gave him a 0 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another 0 bill.On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorne

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: #Laughs Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.'

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

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: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

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: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

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: #Laughs |Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins.""What a coincidence!" the man said with some o

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: #Laughs What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.

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: #Laughs Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.

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: #Laughs Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building.

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: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

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: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

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: #Laughs Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face.

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: #Laughs How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

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: #Laughs A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

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: #Laughs What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.

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: #Laughs Women have their faults.

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: #Laughs What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.

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: #Laughs Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.

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: #Laughs Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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: #Laughs "I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boy's tooth." "Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!" "Yes," replied the dentist, "but this

: #Laughs |Upon seeing an elderly lady for the drafting of her will, the attorney charged her 0.She gave him a 0 bill, not noticing that it was stuck to another 0 bill.On seeing the two bills stuck together, the ethical question came to the attorne

: #Laughs Mandy was applying for a summer job. 'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store. 'I'm twelve years old, Sir,' answered Mandy. 'And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?' 'Twenty one, Sir.'

: #Laughs What's the difference between a nine-month pregnantwoman and a Playboy centerfold?Nothing, if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him.

: #Laughs Q: What's a cat's second favorite food? - A: Spa-catti!

: #Laughs A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon.

: #Laughs |Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor.The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins.""What a coincidence!" the man said with some o

: #Laughs What's a barber's favourite kind of holiday? Cruising on a clipper.

: #Laughs Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?Never mind it's pointless.

: #Laughs Two very successful psychoanalysts occupied offices in the same building.

: #Laughs Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.

: #Laughs This male prostitute contracted leprosy.He did okay for a while, but then his business dropped off.

: #Laughs Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face.

: #Laughs How do you make an apple puff? Chase it round the garden

: #Laughs A man walks into a shoe store, and tries on a pair of shoes.

: #Laughs What's the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.

: #Laughs Women have their faults.

: #Laughs What has 2,000 eyes and 4,000 feet? A thousand dogs.

: #Laughs Ghandi walked barefoot everywhere, to the point that his feet became quite thick and hard.

: #Laughs Q: What's Irish and sits outside in the summertime? A: Paddy O'Furniture!

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