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: #Laughs On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she wasn't a virgin."No problem," said the friend.

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: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

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: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

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: #Laughs What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

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: #Laughs What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

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: #Laughs What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!

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: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

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: #Laughs The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation.

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: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

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: #Laughs What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house.

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: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

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: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

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: #Laughs A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm.

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: #Laughs Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

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: #Laughs Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1.

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: #Laughs As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners.

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: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you wan

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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: #Laughs On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that she was worried about her husband finding out that she wasn't a virgin."No problem," said the friend.

: #Laughs How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly? Just a phew!

: #Laughs A tourist, visiting a small town in Israel, came upon a statue dedicated to "The Unknown Soldier".

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

: #Laughs What usually comes after the monster lights the birthday candles? The fire department.

: #Laughs What is big, hairy and can fly faster than sound? King Koncord.

: #Laughs What does a short sighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?They both have wet noses!

: #Laughs The farmer goes to town one day and happens to run into his old pal the tractor salesman. "How's business?" asks the farmer.

: #Laughs The minister was presenting his Sunday morning service to the congregation.

: #Laughs How many men does it take to open a beer? None.

: #Laughs What is the second stupidest thing in the world? An Arkansas architectural student out in the middle of the ocean trying to build a foundation for a house.

: #Laughs Q.Why is there only one Yogi Bear?A.

: #Laughs A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D.

: #Laughs A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, "Does this fellow have any money ?" The daughter shook her head sadly.

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor My little boy has just swallowed a roll of film! Hmmmm.

: #Laughs Why is a reindeer like a gossip ? Because they are both tail bearers !

: #Laughs Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1.

: #Laughs As most technophiles are aware, there are special programs to run scanners.

: #Laughs Father Murphy walks into a pub in Donegal, and says to the first man he meets, "Do you want to go to heaven?" The man said, "I do Father." The priest said, "Then stand over there against the wall." Then the priest asked the second man, "Do you wan

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a brunette and three blondes in a corner? A: You don't, you see if you've got 3 condoms.

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