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: #Laughs A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss.

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: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

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: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.

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: #Laughs A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior.

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: #Laughs Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times.

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: #Laughs |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

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: #Laughs Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.

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: #Laughs The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.

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: #Laughs He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!

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: #Laughs Men are like government bonds.

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: #Laughs yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

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: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

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: #Laughs Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !

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: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

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: #Laughs |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor.

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: #Laughs A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

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: #Laughs FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun .

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: #Laughs Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom.

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: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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: #Laughs A guy leaves his place at the bar to go have a piss.

: #Laughs What do you call a mayfly with a criminal tendencies ? Baddy long legs !

: #Laughs Q: What is the definition of a major seventh? A: A violist playing octaves.

: #Laughs A young lady was conducting a study in to human sexual behavior.

: #Laughs Three paramedics were boasting about improvements in their respective ambulance team?s response times.

: #Laughs |Why did the mouse eat a candle?For some light refreshment!

: #Laughs Which vampire ate the three bears' porridge? Ghouldilocks.

: #Laughs The US Standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches.

: #Laughs He is so dumb, he thinks an agent is someone who keeps track of your age!

: #Laughs Men are like government bonds.

: #Laughs yo momma so fat the back of her neck is like a pack of hot dogs

: #Laughs How can you shorten a bed? Don't sleep long in it.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !

: #Laughs If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become kitty litter? If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn? Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon? What do chickens think we taste like? What do people in China call their good plates? What do

: #Laughs |Things My Mother Taught MeMy Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the store with me." My Mother taught me MEDICINE..."If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way." My

: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor.

: #Laughs A man was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway.

: #Laughs FRED: Did I ever tell you about the time I came face to face with a very fierce gorilla? BERT: No, what happened? FRED: Well, I stood there, without a gun .

: #Laughs Fred! What did I say I'd do if I found you with your fingers in the butter again? That's funny, Mom.

: #Laughs Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.

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