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: #Laughs Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper.The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God's "only son" last week in a barn

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: #Laughs |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force.

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: #Laughs Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

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: #Laughs One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

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: #Laughs What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.

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: #Laughs What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

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: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

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: #Laughs Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on since they last met.

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: #Laughs |You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

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: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

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: #Laughs When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

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: #Laughs Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

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: #Laughs |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."

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: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

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: #Laughs A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat,

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: #Laughs Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship.

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: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

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: #Laughs Excerpts from Readers's Digest.

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: #Laughs Turmoil rocked Heaven this morning as allegations arose that God had had an affair with a former worshiper.The scandal was begun when a 21 year old woman, known only as Mary, claimed that she had given birth to God's "only son" last week in a barn

: #Laughs |A Rabbi and a Priest are driving one day and, by a freak accident, have a head-on collision with tremendous force.

: #Laughs Why wouldn't the sow let her piglets play with toads? She didn't want them to grow into wart hogs.

: #Laughs One day there was a pregnant women who was about to go into labor with 3 children.

: #Laughs What kind of watch is best for people who don't like time on their hands? A pocket watch.

: #Laughs What have men and spray paint in common? One squeeze and they're all over you.

: #Laughs |BLONDE: "Excuse me, what time is it right now?"WOMAN: "It's 11:25PM."BLONDE: (confused look on face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I've asked that question thirty times today, and every time someone gives me a different answer."

: #Laughs Two friends met after a long time, and chatted about what?s been going on since they last met.

: #Laughs 10.

: #Laughs |You automatically double-knot everything you tie.

: #Laughs |A blonde phoned police to report that thieves had been in her car.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the IRS recently audit Bill Clinton? A: Because he filed as head of the household.

: #Laughs When can you dive in a swimming pool and not get your hair wet ? When your bald !

: #Laughs Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.

: #Laughs |"You are a cheat!" shouted the attorney to his opponent."And you're a liar!" bellowed the opposition.Banging his gavel loudly, the judge interjected, "Now that both attorneys have been identified for the record, let's get on with the case."

: #Laughs There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu.

: #Laughs A construction worker goes to the doctor and says, "Doc, I'm constipated."The doctor examines him for a minute and then says, "Lean over the table."The construction worker leans over the table, the doctor whacks him on the ass with a baseball bat,

: #Laughs Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship.

: #Laughs A patient asked the dentist, if it wasn't nasty to be all the day with the hands in someone's mouth. The dentist answered "I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet."

: #Laughs Excerpts from Readers's Digest.

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