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: #Laughs Customer: How come the Board of Health hasn't come in and closed you up? Waiter: They're afraid to eat here.

: #Laughs A kid, just getting home from school runs up to his dad..."Daddy, daddy! I'm the only one in my class that can count to ten.

: #Laughs After accepting an invitation to dance with a rather prematurely balding man a young woman wants to lighten the mood and says, "Honey, God was good to you, gave you a handsome face and room for another one."

: #Laughs This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to have kids.

: #Laughs WASHINGTON, DC - Frustrated by failed attempts to turn public support away from the president, congress today announced it would begin releasing completely fabricated documents and videotapes on Monday.Speaker Newt Gingrich addressed the press at

: #Laughs |The holiday season would cost million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday during the year.

: #Laughs |According to "The Australian," an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided to make an emergency landing, and switched on the seat belt sign.The vibration stopped immediately.A passenger emerged from a lavatory

: #Laughs Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

: #Laughs Boss: "I can assure you that the value of the average employee will continue to increase." Employee: "That's because there will be fewer of us doing more work, right?" Boss: "Right.

: #Laughs This guy is setting at a bar, and he's had a lot to drink that night; he asks the bartender for another drink, but the bartender says no.
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