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: #Laughs Question: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!

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: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

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: #Laughs The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied

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: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

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: #Laughs There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell.

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: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

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: #Laughs There were three girls in a bar.

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: #Laughs What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

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: #Laughs I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

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: #Laughs The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

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: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

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: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

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: #Laughs Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?

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: #Laughs What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen

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: #Laughs Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!

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: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

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: #Laughs Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !

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: #Laughs Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.

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: #Laughs The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.

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: #Laughs |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the docto

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: #Laughs Question: What is every Amish woman's private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!

: #Laughs Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money () But we know that money is a root of all evil, thus: money = sqrt(evil) Taking into account (), we have: Girls = sqrt(evil)*sqrt(evil) And finally: Girls = |evil| Thus, Girls

: #Laughs The teacher asked Simon to say his name backwards. "No mis" he replied

: #Laughs Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

: #Laughs There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell.

: #Laughs A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey.

: #Laughs There were three girls in a bar.

: #Laughs What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

: #Laughs I was caring for a woman and asked, "So how's your breakfast this morning?" "It's very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly.

: #Laughs The US government is throwing away millions of unused stamps withpictures of favorite lawyers on them.The people that use them don?t know which side to spit on!

: #Laughs Roses are red, violets are blue, I once thought I was ugly, until I saw you!Just because you have one doesn't mean you have to act like one!Baptists: only trouble is, they don't hold them under long enough.A man's got to do what a man's got to do.

: #Laughs A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes.

: #Laughs Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?

: #Laughs What do they call condoms in Germany?Weinerhosen

: #Laughs Q: What does the Star Trek Enterprise and tiolet paper have in common?A: They both circle around uranus searching for klingons!

: #Laughs Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

: #Laughs Why do elephants eat raw food ? Because they don't know how to cook !

: #Laughs Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up.

: #Laughs The teacher was giving her pupils a quiz on counting.

: #Laughs |Kids can sometimes ask the toughest questions.Son: Father, Can I ask you a question?Father: Ok ask.Son: When a doctor doctors a doctor, does the doctor doing the doctoring doctor as the doctor being doctored wants to be doctored or does the docto

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