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: #Laughs As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

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: #Laughs The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.

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: #Laughs |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of .The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

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: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

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: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

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: #Laughs Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

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: #Laughs Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1.

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: #Laughs If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

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: #Laughs A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip.

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: #Laughs Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce world-w

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: #Laughs I love to sleep.

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: #Laughs A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor.

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: #Laughs The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

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: #Laughs The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

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: #Laughs There was a horrible mistake at the hospital.

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: #Laughs How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !

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: #Laughs 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy.

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: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

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: #Laughs Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered.

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: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

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: #Laughs As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.

: #Laughs The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services.

: #Laughs |A motorist was mailed a picture of his car speeding through an automated radar.A speeding ticket was included.Being cute, he sent the police department a picture of .The police responded with another mailed photo -- of handcuffs.

: #Laughs What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that sticks to the roof of your mouth!

: #Laughs Why is the White House called the White House?Answer: Sperm ain't purple!

: #Laughs Why does the law prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from being billed twice for essentially the same service.

: #Laughs Some useful descriptions of people you may come into contact with from day to day.1.

: #Laughs If Bill Gates had a dime for every time a Windows box crashed... Oh, wait a minute, he already does.

: #Laughs A well known, rich business man's wife broke her hip.

: #Laughs Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:Trails need to be wider so people can walk while holding hands.Instead of a permit system or regulations, the Forest Service needs to reduce world-w

: #Laughs I love to sleep.

: #Laughs A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor.

: #Laughs The American tourist in Dublin had been complaining a great deal about the food.

: #Laughs The reason why worry kills more people than work is that more people worry than work.

: #Laughs There was a horrible mistake at the hospital.

: #Laughs How do you make a glow worm happy ? Cut off his tail, he'll be de-lighted !

: #Laughs 'You boy !' called a policeman.' Can you help ? We're looking for a man with a huge red nose called Cotters......' 'Really ?' said the boy.

: #Laughs Q: How many republicans does it take to disarm the law abiding public so that the government can enforce totalitarianistic and unconstitutional laws? A: None.

: #Laughs Mary went to the doctor complaining of body odor."Do you wash?" the doctor asked the smelly young girl."Oh, yes," Mary answered.

: #Laughs Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know what kind of cult you're into orwhat your motives are, but I'm not going to do that sort of operation." Fred: "Doc, I just want to be cast

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