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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

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: #Laughs |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!

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: #Laughs This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week.

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: #Laughs Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

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: #Laughs A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."

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: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

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: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

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: #Laughs What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

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: #Laughs TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.

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: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

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: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

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: #Laughs A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night.

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: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

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: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

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: #Laughs As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.

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: #Laughs A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

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: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

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: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

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: #Laughs What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.

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: #Laughs What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

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: #Laughs |The following is supposedly a true story.

: #Laughs |What's a mouse's least favorite record?What's up Pussycat!

: #Laughs This story occurred on Melbourne radio last week.

: #Laughs Q: What's got four legs and no ears? A: Mike Tyson's dog.

: #Laughs A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."

: #Laughs What do you say if you meet a toad? Wart's new?

: #Laughs What did the cannibal say when he came home and found his wife chopping up a python and a pygmy? Oh no, not snake and pygmy pie again!

: #Laughs What do you do if you find a black mamba in your toilet? Wait until he's finished.

: #Laughs TEACHER: Jackie, take 932 from 1,439.

: #Laughs A local law enforcement officer stops a car for traveling faster than the posted speed limit.

: #Laughs What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with Chinese food? Hop suey!

: #Laughs A guy meets a girl out at a nightclub and she invites him back to her place for the night.

: #Laughs This Marine drill instructor, completely frazzled by the ineptitude of his recruits, burst into a blue streak of swearing hot enough to blister paint.

: #Laughs |A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street."But, officer," the man began, "I can explain""Just be quiet," snapped the officer.

: #Laughs As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decided to go by airplane. When they checked their baggage, the attendant noticed that they were carrying two dead raccoons.

: #Laughs A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous redhead sitting at the next table.

: #Laughs Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really.

: #Laughs Why did the pig run away from the pig sty? He felt that the other pigs were taking him for grunted.

: #Laughs What's the disease that paralyzes blondes below the waist?A: Marriage.

: #Laughs What is black and white and black and white and black and white? A Newcastle fan rolling down a hill!

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