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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A duck walks in to a drug store and asks for a condom.The sales person comes back with the condom and says "Put this on your bill sir" to which the duck replies "what do you think I'M a dickhead!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs On the wedding night of the newly wedded royal couple, they wanted to make sure everything was done according to proper etiquette.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A funeral procession was winding it's way to the cemetery on top of the hill outside town, when the hearse hit a bump.The coffin was bumped loose, fell out onto the road and began sliding back toward town.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs How did Black eye peas get their name?They were fighting over the Chick peas!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Water-skis on his sleighNever have a white ChristmasWhen you in Melbourne liveWearing hot pants on the beachWhen you your presents

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A long time resident of San Francisco is packing allhis stuff into boxes.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs 10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay."Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?" says mom.Timmy replies, "Because his dick tasted like shit!"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A blonde ordered a pizza and the clerk asked if he should cut it in six or twelve pieces.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did the blind man say when he was handed a cheese grater? - "Thats the most violent book I've ever read."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A small twin-prop commuter plane was hijacked by a desperate animal rights extremist who vowed to kill one of the passengers to demonstrate his serious intentions.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A dumb blonde was bragging about her knowledge of the state capitals of the United States.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs You don't know Jack Schitt!When someone says "You don't know Jack Schitt", well, now you'll know the entire story.Jack Schitt was the only son of Owe Schitt and Awe Schitt.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs And then there was the boxing referee who used to work for NASA; everytime a fighter would go down, he'd start counting "10, 9,8...."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What part of a fish weighs the most ? It's scales !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the animals that were for sale there.He walked up to the farmer and said,"Hey, that's a nice donkey you got there.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did Rudolfo salute the box of Cornflakes in the supermarket? Because the label said General Foods.

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