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: #Laughs Technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on.

: #Laughs Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: "Any luck?" "Any luck? This is a wonderful spot.

: #Laughs In the Ohio State Buckeyes locker room in Columbus, there's a sign stating - "Play like champions today!"There's also one in the Michigan Wolverines locker room that says:"Don't forget your HELMET!"

: #Laughs A cowboy walks in to a bar and says," I want a beer." So after he drank his beer he was about to leave then he noticed that his horse was gone.He shouted," if i dont get my horse back after this beer i am gonna have to do what i di

: #Laughs The Math Test California officials have determined that students would probably do better with math word problems, if they could relate them to real life examples.

: #Laughs Little Johnny's teacher asked him, "Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, "bitter end" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, "Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end."

: #Laughs A man in a hot air balloon realised he was lost.He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below.He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me?I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."The woman

: #Laughs Q: How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?A: 30 - 1 to make the batter and 29 to peel the smarties.

: #Laughs Waiter, there is a cockroach on my steak ! They don't seem to care what they eat do they sir !

: #Laughs Teenage Driver: But, officer, I'm a college man. Policeman: Sorry, but ignorance is no excuse.

: #Laughs t was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner, "What are you charged with?" "Doing my Christmas shopping early," replied the defendant. "That's no offense," said the judge.

: #Laughs |The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him, "that from time to time, young children will urinate in a pool." "Oh really?" said the lifeguard, "from the diving board!?!?
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