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: #Laughs How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!

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: #Laughs Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !

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: #Laughs Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken's day off!

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: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

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: #Laughs What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

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: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number.

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: #Laughs What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

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: #Laughs I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.

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: #Laughs Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

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: #Laughs What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get.

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: #Laughs What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

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: #Laughs A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service.

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: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

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: #Laughs What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

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: #Laughs You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

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: #Laughs Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

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: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

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: #Laughs Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school.

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: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

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: #Laughs How do you double the value of a Ford Pinto?Fill the gas tank!

: #Laughs Why is an egg like a young horse? Because it can't be used until it's broken!

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ? Annie! Annie who ? Annie-versary !

: #Laughs Why did the rabbit cross the road? Chicken's day off!

: #Laughs Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10.

: #Laughs What do you call an and with frogs legs ? An antphibian !

: #Laughs Wife: Who was that on the phone? Husband: Wrong number.

: #Laughs What do witches ring for in a hotel? B-room service.

: #Laughs I've been sitting at this computer for hours and I haven't seen a single website. That's because you're supposed to sit facing the screen.

: #Laughs Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the woman will ask for directions.

: #Laughs What does a blonde and a screen door have in common?The more you bang 'em the looser they get.

: #Laughs What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

: #Laughs A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women's husband's funeral service.

: #Laughs Teacher : Can't you retain anything in your head overnight ? Pupil : Of course, I've had this cold in my head for two days !

: #Laughs What happened to a Brighton Beach prostitute who had an appendectomy performed by a Soviet emigre surgeon?He sewed up the wrong hole, so now she's making money on the side.

: #Laughs You know you're a redneck if your house still has the "WIDE LOAD" sign on the back.

: #Laughs Q: Why did the Canadian cross the road? A: He saw some American do it on TV.

: #Laughs A driver, obviously drunk, was heading the wrong way downa one-way street when a policeman pulled him over.

: #Laughs Through the kitchen window a farmer's wife sees herson coming home from school.

: #Laughs A technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was "bad and invalid".

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