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: #Laughs A Jewish lady named Mrs.

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: #Laughs After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.

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: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!

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: #Laughs Three old ladies are walking down the street.

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: #Laughs A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette.

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: #Laughs Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

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: #Laughs A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

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: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

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: #Laughs 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D.

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: #Laughs Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

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: #Laughs When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the ot

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: #Laughs A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving?A Cop!!!

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: #Laughs A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

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: #Laughs Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won't cover anythingTwenty nails that won't

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: #Laughs What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !

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: #Laughs Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

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: #Laughs A Jewish lady named Mrs.

: #Laughs After a caller gave a technician her PC's serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see you have an Aptiva" desktop unit.

: #Laughs Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we've managed to save one of them.Patient: Oh, thank you very much.Doctor: Yes, we'll give it to you on your way out.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Baloney ! Baloney who ? Baloney chase you if you're a matador !

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the flag's birthday? It was a Happy one!

: #Laughs Three old ladies are walking down the street.

: #Laughs A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, "How is much is this TV?" The salesman said, "Sorry, we don''t sell to blondes." The next day she came back as a brunette.

: #Laughs Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.

: #Laughs A farmer is sitting in the neighborhood bar getting soused.

: #Laughs A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend.

: #Laughs 1.) Man: "Haven't we met before?" Woman: "Yes, I was the receptionist at the V.D.

: #Laughs Q: What directions did the ghost give the goblin? A: "Make a fright turn at the corner."

: #Laughs When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only said his famous "One Small Step for Man, One Giant Leap for Mankind" statement, but followed it by several remarks - usual communication traffic between him, the ot

: #Laughs A black guy and a puerto rican guy are both in a car...who's driving?A Cop!!!

: #Laughs A father and his small son were standing in front of the tiger's cage at the zoo.

: #Laughs Did you know that a man is made up of many useless things?He has an Adam's apple that isn't an appleTwo calves that will never become cowsA nose bridge that doesn't lead anywhereA roof of the mouth that won't cover anythingTwenty nails that won't

: #Laughs What is a baby bee ? A little humbug !

: #Laughs Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle.

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