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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

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: #Laughs |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!

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: #Laughs Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

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: #Laughs Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

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: #Laughs Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit.When he was being examined the doctor shoved the m

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: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

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: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

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: #Laughs A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game.

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: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

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: #Laughs The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America.

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: #Laughs What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

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: #Laughs Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!

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: #Laughs A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask.

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: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

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: #Laughs Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS ARE KILLED.

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: #Laughs What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.

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: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

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: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.

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: #Laughs This fellow dies and goes to heaven.

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: #Laughs "Now as I understand it, Sir," said the police officer to the motorist, "you were driving this vehicle when the accident occurred.

: #Laughs |What goes dot, dot, dash, squeak?Mouse code!

: #Laughs Here's a silly one....Why did the skeleton burp?Because it didn't have the guts to fart.

: #Laughs Why are there interstates in Hawaii?

: #Laughs Last year, a guy went to a doctor because he was losing weight.He found out he had a tapeworm, and was instructed by the doctor to bring a muffin, a Twinkie and a cookie with him on his next visit.When he was being examined the doctor shoved the m

: #Laughs An angel appears at a faculty meeting and tells the dean that in return for his unselfish and exemplary behavior, the Lord will reward him with his choice of infinite wealth, wisdom, or beauty.

: #Laughs Why was the cat so small ? Because it only ate condensed milk !

: #Laughs A wife begins to get a little worried because her husband has not arrived home on time from his regular Saturday afternoon golf game.

: #Laughs Prosecutor: Mr.

: #Laughs The Director of the Scottish Tartans Museum, Dr Michael MacDonaldwas in America.

: #Laughs What did the maggot say to another ? What's a nice maggot like you doing in a joint like this !

: #Laughs Why are football players never asked for dinner? Because they're always dribbling!

: #Laughs A long time ago, way back then...we used to spell Canada, Cnd.Why? you ask.

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations.

: #Laughs Save the Yeasts EVERY TIME A LOAF OF BREAD IS BAKED, APPROXIMATELY 150,000,000 YEASTS ARE KILLED.

: #Laughs What letter is like a vegetable? The letter P.

: #Laughs Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

: #Laughs How did Gertie Gorilla win the beauty contest? She was the beast of the show!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.

: #Laughs This fellow dies and goes to heaven.

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