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: #Laughs Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

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: #Laughs That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

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: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

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: #Laughs Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr.

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: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

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: #Laughs What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !

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: #Laughs What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

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: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.

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: #Laughs Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/.

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: #Laughs What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.

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: #Laughs What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.

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: #Laughs Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War.

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: #Laughs |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: 0.00.Patient: 0.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

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: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyof Jonathan BlakeStepped on the gasInstead of the brake.

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: #Laughs What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.

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: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference

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: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

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: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

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: #Laughs For me, penises are a hobby ...

: #Laughs Your Mommas so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on a scale!

: #Laughs That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing! I told you he was a bum steer!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !

: #Laughs What goes "knio, knio?" A backward pig.

: #Laughs Once there were two chinese gentlemen named Mr.

: #Laughs A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat."What animal is this?" she asked.

: #Laughs What is big hairy and can fly ? King Kongcorde !

: #Laughs What is the difference between a vulture and your mother-in-law? Vultures wait until your dead to pick on you.

: #Laughs A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week.

: #Laughs Are YOU A HARD MAN?1/.

: #Laughs What's the best way to have your husband remember your anniversary?Get married on his birthday.

: #Laughs What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.

: #Laughs Civil War Era Humor The following are supposedly true definitions, stories, and terms relating to the Civil War.

: #Laughs |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: 0.00.Patient: 0.00 for just a few minutes work?Dentist: Well, I can extract it very slowly if you like.

: #Laughs Tombstone Epitaph in Memory of an accident in a Uniontown, Pennsylvania cemetery:Here lies the bodyof Jonathan BlakeStepped on the gasInstead of the brake.

: #Laughs What's long and hard and a Polish man gives it to his bride on their wedding night?A last name.

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Monica Lewinsky and the rest of us? A: In order for us to get some dick in the White House, we had to go out and vote.Q: How will history remember Bill Clinton? A: The President after Bush.Q: What's the difference

: #Laughs As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth.

: #Laughs What is black and white and red all over? A Dalmatian with a bad sunburn.

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