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: #Laughs The preacher was wired for sound with a lapel mike, and as he preached, he moved briskly about the platform, jerking the mike cord as he went.

: #Laughs Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do you remember talking about 'the bases' with your friends?"Yeah man, at the dance, X and Y went behind the gym and they got tosecond base!"Well t

: #Laughs Why are sardines the stupidest fish in the sea ? Because they climb into tins, close the lid and leave teh key outside !

: #Laughs These are supposedly actual classified ads that have appeared in various papers across the world.

: #Laughs |By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall's, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my hands on.

: #Laughs MESSAGE FROM THE DUKE OF WELLINGTON TO THE BRITISH FOREIGN OFFICE IN LONDON-- written from Central Spain, August 1812 Gentlemen, Whilst marching from Portugal to a position which commands the approach to Madrid and the French forces, my

: #Laughs Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

: #Laughs Two Alabama State Trooper Patrol cars were in hot pursuit of a Camaro heading east towards Georgia on I-90.

: #Laughs A wealthy man sat in his attorney's office. "Do you want the bad news first or the terrible news?" the lawyer asked. "Give me the bad news first." "Your wife found a picture worth a half-million dollars." "That's the bad news?" the man

: #Laughs Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission.

: #Laughs "Say, how old are you anyway ?" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing."Thirteen." she replied with a shy smile."Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?"

: #Laughs This kid walks into the pharmacy: "I've a hot date tonight, a sure thing, and my buddies said you could fix me up for it.""What do you want?" "Well, it's a hot date, man.

: #Laughs Teacher: I said to draw a cow eating some grass but you've only drawn the cow ? Pupil: Yes, the cow ate all the grass !
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