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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

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: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

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: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

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: #Laughs Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

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: #Laughs Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

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: #Laughs For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip.

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: #Laughs What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

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: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

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: #Laughs Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.

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: #Laughs How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

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: #Laughs Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

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: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

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: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

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: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the m

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: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

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: #Laughs 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV.

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: #Laughs What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

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: #Laughs A blond walks into a bar.

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: #Laughs Q: Why don't blondes like buttered toast? A: They can't figure out which side the butter goes on.

: #Laughs Q: Why doesn't Bill like old houses? A: He's afraid of the draft.

: #Laughs What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.

: #Laughs Q: What do you call a bunch of blondes in a basement? A: A whine cellar

: #Laughs Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 200MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 80MB and then slowly expands back to 200MB.

: #Laughs What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.

: #Laughs For their golden anniversary, a couple decides to repeat their honeymoon trip.

: #Laughs What is the most common educational degree in New Mexico? Kindergarten dropout.

: #Laughs Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

: #Laughs Q: How do you find a blind man in a nudist colony? A: It's not hard.

: #Laughs How do nuns surf the web? On the Hymnternet.

: #Laughs Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

: #Laughs Q: What problems would you face if you were arrested for drunk driving? A: I'd probably lose my buzz a lot faster.

: #Laughs Why did King Kong paint the bottoms of his feet brown? So that he could hide upside down in a jar of peanut butter.

: #Laughs What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen't matter, it's not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa

: #Laughs Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were in labor. The nurse arrived and announced to the first man, "Congratulations sir, you're the father of twins." "What a coincidence!" the m

: #Laughs Q: How do you tell which is the Groom at a Polish wedding?A: He's the one with the CLEAN bowling shirt.

: #Laughs 4 Nuns at a church wanted to watch TV.

: #Laughs What Do you tell a woman with two black eyes ? Nothing, you told her twice.

: #Laughs A blond walks into a bar.

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