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: #Laughs A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States f

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: #Laughs Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse.

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: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

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: #Laughs What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

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: #Laughs Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!

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: #Laughs |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!

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: #Laughs You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the r

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: #Laughs A 70-year-old man has never been married.

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: #Laughs After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother..............................

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: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

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: #Laughs The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny.

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: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

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: #Laughs Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said

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: #Laughs A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"

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: #Laughs Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"Clinton says, "Yes, I like a quickie!"She turns a little read and say, "Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think yo

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: #Laughs Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.

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: #Laughs How do you fix a broken website? With stick e-tape.

: #Laughs A one dollar bill met a 20 dollar bill and said, "Hey, where've you been? I haven't seen you around here much."The twenty answered, "I've been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States f

: #Laughs Negotiations between union members and their employer were at an impasse.

: #Laughs A sailor in the Navy who had been at sea for a long time was anxious to be reunited with his girlfriend, so he sent her the following message a few days before his ship was due back in port: "I have missed you so much and I can't wait

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: #Laughs What is a dog who crosses the street twice in an hour? A double crosser.

: #Laughs Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back? They're always switching their tails!

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: #Laughs |Why did the firefly keep stealing things?He was light fingered!

: #Laughs You know you're not a kid anymore when...You're asleep, but others worry that you're dead.You can live without sex, but not without glasses.Your back goes out more than you do.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the r

: #Laughs A 70-year-old man has never been married.

: #Laughs After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:His obnoxious brother..............................

: #Laughs Q: Why aren't Clinton White House staffers given coffee breaks? A: It takes too long to retrain them.

: #Laughs The world was stunned by the news, this morning, of the deathof the Energizer Bunny.

: #Laughs During the wedding rehearsal, the groom approached the pastor with an unusual offer: "Look, I'll give you 0 if you'll change the wedding vows.

: #Laughs Joan, the town gossip and supervisor of the town's morals, publicly accused her neighbor George of being an alcoholic because she saw his pickup truck parked outside the town's only bar. George stared at her for a moment, and said

: #Laughs A horse wanders into a bar and orders a tall one.The bartender says, "Hey fella, why the long face?"

: #Laughs Clinton and Gore went to a diner to get a bite to eat.A good looking waitress comes up and asks, "Can I take your order?"Clinton says, "Yes, I like a quickie!"She turns a little read and say, "Sir, in your present state of affairs I don't think yo

: #Laughs Did you here about the new dog breed of dog?It's a cross between a Pittbull and a Collie.First it bites off your leg, and then it runs for help.

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