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: #Laughs Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.

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: #Laughs Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1.

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: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

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: #Laughs How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one.

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: #Laughs Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

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: #Laughs Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.

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: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

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: #Laughs |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer.

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: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant."No, no, no!" said the man.

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: #Laughs What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

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: #Laughs A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?" The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

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: #Laughs A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou."The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?""No," says the psychic.

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: #Laughs What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

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: #Laughs Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car.

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: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

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: #Laughs The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back

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: #Laughs Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

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: #Laughs Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

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: #Laughs A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back.

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: #Laughs Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come?"

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: #Laughs Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer.

: #Laughs Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can't:1.

: #Laughs Policeman: Why were you speeding? Motorist: I was trying to get away from the crime scene.

: #Laughs How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one.

: #Laughs Why doesnt Kermit like elephants? They always want to play leap-frog with him.

: #Laughs Customer: Do you have bacon and eggs on the menu: Waiter: No, we clean our menus regularly.

: #Laughs A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window.

: #Laughs |A man with a nagging secret couldn't keep it any longer.

: #Laughs A man went to the Police Station wishing to speak with the burglar who had broken into his house the night before."You'll get your chance in court," said the Desk Sergeant."No, no, no!" said the man.

: #Laughs What do you call a mouse that can pick up a monster? Sir.

: #Laughs A cop was interrogating a very intoxicated Irishman, who was also severly bleeding. The officer asked, "Can you describe the person who did this to you?" The Irishman replied, "That's what I was doing when he hit me."

: #Laughs A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going tomeet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything aboutyou."The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, orwhat?""No," says the psychic.

: #Laughs What is a double-blind study? Two orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram.

: #Laughs Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car.

: #Laughs What's a rabbits' favorite song? "Hoppy Birthday to You."

: #Laughs The Worst Journey in the World by Helen Back

: #Laughs Why are there so many Jones's in the phone book? Because they all have phones.

: #Laughs Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard

: #Laughs A Blonde walks into a Restaraunt, and she goes straight to the bulletin board in the back.

: #Laughs Q: What did the Indian say to the white woman when she tied his penis in a knot? A: "How Come?"

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