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: #Laughs IDIOT SIGHTINGS...Sighting #1:I was at the airport, checking in at the gate, when the airport employee asked, "Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?" I said, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?" He smiled a

: #Laughs An Irishman walks out of a pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand.A cop on the beat sees him and approaches, "Can I help you lad?""Yesh, Shombody shtole me car!", the Irishman replies.The cop asks, "Well now, where was your car last

: #Laughs Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to do.

: #Laughs One day a Blonde and a Brunette were driving through the country..The Brunette noticed a woman over in a field of wheat rowing in akayak.The Blonde then noticed also and the Brunette asked her "Why is she in aboat out in a field of wheat? There is

: #Laughs |Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can hear what I say.Doctor: What seems to be the trouble?

: #Laughs |Q: What is a dog's favorite sport?A: Formula 1 drooling!Q: What do you get if you take a really big dog out for a walk?A: A Great Dane out!Q: Where does a Rottweiller sit in the cinema?A: Anywhere it wants to!Q: What did the angry man sing when h

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena ? I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs !

: #Laughs Have you heard about the new low-fat communion bread?It's called "I Can't Believe It's Not Jesus"!

: #Laughs "The auditors have just left, sir." "Did they check the books?" "Very thoroughly." "What did they say?" "They want 15% to keep quiet."

: #Laughs Advantages of dating older women...An older woman will never wake you up in the middle of the night and ask you, "What are you thinking?" An older woman doesn't care what you think.An older woman always carries a condom in her purse.

: #Laughs Q: How many Ayatollahs does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None-there weren't any light bulbs in the 13th century.

: #Laughs Why did the blonde stand in front of a mirror with his eyes closed? He wanted to see what he looked like asleep.
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