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: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

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: #Laughs A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news...

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: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

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: #Laughs Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice.

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: #Laughs What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !

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: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

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: #Laughs While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it

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: #Laughs What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

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: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

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: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.

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: #Laughs "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."

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: #Laughs Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.ADVANCED DESIGN

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: #Laughs Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!

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: #Laughs When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !

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: #Laughs What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

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: #Laughs What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !

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: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

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: #Laughs A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need

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: #Laughs Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts: "Listen you guys.

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: #Laughs Why do apes climb to the tops of buildings? The elevator men are on strike!

: #Laughs A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news...

: #Laughs One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically hit by a bus and she died.

: #Laughs Wife, opening mail, to spouse: "The bank says that this is our last notice.

: #Laughs What kind of fish is useful in freezing weather ? Skate !

: #Laughs If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn't work, use the other side of the brush on the other end of the child.

: #Laughs While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it

: #Laughs What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.

: #Laughs WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

: #Laughs "I'll tell you," he said, "I've learned that arthritis is the cruellest disease." "Crueller than cancer?" his friend asked.

: #Laughs "Dad, do you believe in Buddha?" "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."

: #Laughs Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.ADVANCED DESIGN

: #Laughs Why did the Packers tear up the end zone after a Vikings Game?There was too much "Moss" in it!

: #Laughs When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ? When it's a baby elephant !

: #Laughs What are a parrot's favourite literary characters? Mr Macawber and Pollyanna!

: #Laughs What do you call a greedy ant ? An anteater !

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Alison ! Alison who ? Alison to my radio in the mornings !

: #Laughs Father: What did you learn in school today ? Son: That three and three are seven. Father: Three and three are six ! Son: I guess I didn't learn anything today then !

: #Laughs A huge American car screeched to a halt in a sleepy English village, and the driver called out to a local inhabitant, "Say, am I on the right road for Shakespeare's birthplace?" "Ay, straight on, sir," said the rustic, "but no need

: #Laughs Two men are discussing the age old question: who enjoys sex more, the man or the woman? A woman walks by and listens in for awhile and then interrupts: "Listen you guys.

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