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: #Laughs Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

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: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

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: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs.

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: #Laughs |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy.

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: #Laughs Recently a Ft.

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: #Laughs What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.

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: #Laughs Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.

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: #Laughs "Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you'rebarefoot....a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker ope

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: #Laughs Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

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: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

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: #Laughs Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

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: #Laughs Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

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: #Laughs A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

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: #Laughs Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!

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: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

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: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

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: #Laughs Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

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: #Laughs A man went to the doctor for a check up.

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: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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: #Laughs Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them the rest of your life!

: #Laughs What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table ? He gets splinters in his mouth !

: #Laughs A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub.

: #Laughs Little Johnny walks into school one day to find a substitute in place of his regular teacher. She says, "Hello class, I'm Mrs.

: #Laughs |Before a friend's wedding reception, we passed out keys (blanks) to several girls and one guy.

: #Laughs Recently a Ft.

: #Laughs What two words have thousands of letters in them? Post office.

: #Laughs Why don't lawyers play hide-and-seek?Nobody will look for them.

: #Laughs "Old" is when......your sweetie says, "Lets go upstairs and make love," and you answer, "Honey, I can't do both!"...your friends compliment you on your new alligator shoes and you'rebarefoot....a sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker ope

: #Laughs Manager: I'll give you fifty pounds a week to start with and a hundred pounds a week in a year's time? Young player: OK, I'll come back in a year's time!

: #Laughs What a woman says: "This place is a mess C'mon, you and I need to clean up.

: #Laughs Q: Why were there two presidential limousines in the inaugural parade? A: The first one held the real president while the second one contained the president's spouse, Bill Clinton.

: #Laughs Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.

: #Laughs A regular at Bob's Bar came in one evening sporting a matched pair of swollen black eyes that appeared extremely painful. "Whoa, Sam!" said the bartender.

: #Laughs Q.What's te best pick up line in any state below the Mason-Dixon line? A.Get in the truck!

: #Laughs Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease?A: Her IQ goes up!

: #Laughs A man who smelled like a distillery flopped on a subway seat next to a priest.

: #Laughs Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

: #Laughs A man went to the doctor for a check up.

: #Laughs Why did Frankenstein's monster give up boxing? Because he didn't want to spoil his looks.

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