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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

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: #Laughs Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival.

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: #Laughs After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing .00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she re

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: #Laughs There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she grabbed his big cock,And he now has a whole different manner!Sent by Louise

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: #Laughs What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!

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: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

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: #Laughs Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

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: #Laughs A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs.

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: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

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: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked the other.The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

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: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

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: #Laughs A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke.

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: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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: #Laughs He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

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: #Laughs A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?" "My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy. " eh?" said the

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: #Laughs Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.

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: #Laughs Fred: I've added these figures ten times.

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: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

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: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.

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: #Laughs Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a bridge What's come over you? Oh, two cars, a large truck and a coach.

: #Laughs Montreal Gazette's Top 50 Jokes from the 1999 Just For Laughs festival.

: #Laughs After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a bottle costing .00. "That's a bit much," said Tim, so she re

: #Laughs There was a young girl called Anna,Who was rather good with a spanner.A boy gave her a knock,So she grabbed his big cock,And he now has a whole different manner!Sent by Louise

: #Laughs What do you call a gay Jewish person? A He-Blew!

: #Laughs Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

: #Laughs Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr.

: #Laughs A woman shows up at the white house in a trench coat and scarf and says, "I received your emergency phone call, Mrs.

: #Laughs Joe, the neighborhood chronic borrower approached his neighbor, "Ray, may I borrow your axe?" "Not today," Ray replied, "I have to make soup.""What kind of excuse it that?!" demanded Joe.

: #Laughs A guy says, "I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute for women.""Yeah what happened?" asked the other.The first guy replies, "Well, I got my penis stuck in the neck of the bottle."

: #Laughs Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out

: #Laughs A blonde was driving down the road listening to the radio and was quite upset when she heard blonde joke after blonde joke.

: #Laughs Teacher: What can you tell me about the Dead Sea? Pupil: Dead?, I didn't even know he was sick!

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl? A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

: #Laughs He does not have a FAT BEER GUT - He has developed a LIQUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY.

: #Laughs A police officer saw a man dressed as a cowboy in the street, complete with huge stetson hat, spurs, and six shooters. "Excuse me, sir," said the police officer, "who are you?" "My name's Tex, officer," said the cowboy. " eh?" said the

: #Laughs Q: Why can't Bill Clinton file a defamation of character suit against his critics? A: Because Bill Clinton has no character to defame.

: #Laughs Fred: I've added these figures ten times.

: #Laughs A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator!" he cried out.

: #Laughs There were those three guys, a priest, a doctor and an engineer, and they were playing golf.

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