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: #Laughs A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him.

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: #Laughs Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

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: #Laughs What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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: #Laughs Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

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: #Laughs She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

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: #Laughs I'd like a new frog, please.

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: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

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: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis).

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: #Laughs A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news...

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: #Laughs What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"

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: #Laughs MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.

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: #Laughs How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).

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: #Laughs Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A.

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: #Laughs |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant w

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: #Laughs A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

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: #Laughs The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!

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: #Laughs Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to see the funny bubbles!

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: #Laughs Mrs.

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: #Laughs When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

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: #Laughs Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

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: #Laughs A blind man was waiting to cross the road when a dog stopped and cocked its leg against him.

: #Laughs Which day of the week do ghosts like best? Moandays.

: #Laughs What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run like hell cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

: #Laughs Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan.

: #Laughs She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT.

: #Laughs I'd like a new frog, please.

: #Laughs What has long ears, hops and likes websurfing? The e-aster bunny.

: #Laughs An American has sex with a Soviet emigre woman and catches a strange venereal disease (this time, a green ring around the base of the penis).

: #Laughs A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news...

: #Laughs What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"

: #Laughs MONSTER MOTHER: How many times have I told you not to eat with your fingers? Use the spade like everyone else.

: #Laughs How can you spell too much with two letters? XS (excess).

: #Laughs Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A.

: #Laughs |What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?Time to fix the fence!What's grey, stands in a river when it rains and doesn't get wet?An elephant with an umbrella!What' s grey with red spots?An elephant with the measles!Why does an elephant w

: #Laughs A clergyman walking down a country lane and sees a young farmer struggling to load hay back onto a cart after it had fallen off. "You look hot, my son," said the cleric.

: #Laughs The men who do make it to Heaven are going to have a rude awakening up there when they find out two things:God is a woman...and she nailed down all of Heaven's toilet seats!

: #Laughs Mother Mary held her daughter, 20 minutes under water.Not to save herself from troubles, but just to see the funny bubbles!

: #Laughs Mrs.

: #Laughs When do burgers quit their jobs? The day they decide to meat LOAF!

: #Laughs Fred's new girlfriend uses such greasy lipstick that he has to sprinkle his face with sand to get a better grip.

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