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: #Laughs Use computers to look busy.

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: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

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: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !

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: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

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: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

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: #Laughs Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

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: #Laughs Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

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: #Laughs Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removingthe cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.

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: #Laughs |What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you col

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: #Laughs * VIRUS ALERT * If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately.

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: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me.

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: #Laughs Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

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: #Laughs 1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

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: #Laughs How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.

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: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

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: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

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: #Laughs Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas.

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: #Laughs A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf.

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: #Laughs What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

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: #Laughs Use computers to look busy.

: #Laughs Doctor Sawbones speaking.

: #Laughs A young man wanted to get his beautiful "blonde" wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary.

: #Laughs Knock Knock Who's there ! Bug ! Bug who ? Bug Rodgers !

: #Laughs What do you call a rabbit with no clothes on? A bare hare.

: #Laughs A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk."How much is that television set?" she asks."Sorry, we don't sell to blondes," the clerk said.So, the girl walks out.

: #Laughs Q: If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nagat you, what have you done wrong? A: Made her chain too long.

: #Laughs Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree.

: #Laughs Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face."Why do you do that, Mommy?""To make myself beautiful," said his mother, who then began removingthe cream with a tissue."What's the matter?" asked Little Johnny.

: #Laughs |What do you call an ant who lives with your great uncle?Your great-ant!Who was the most famous ant scientist?Albert Antstein!What games to ants play with elephants?Squash!What do you call a 100 year old ant?An antique!What kind of ant can you col

: #Laughs * VIRUS ALERT * If you receive an email entitled "Fighting Canaries," delete it immediately.

: #Laughs One morning this blonde calls her friend and says "Please come over and help me.

: #Laughs Jay: Does the Bible say that if you smoke you can't get to heaven? Ted: No, but the more you smoke the quicker you'll get there.

: #Laughs 1) Stand on top of the high board and say you won't come down until your demands are met.

: #Laughs How did your mom know you hadn't washed your face? I forgot to wet the soap.

: #Laughs |If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way.In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy.In marriage, the bridge gets a shower.

: #Laughs |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass player which one.Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.Q: How many bass

: #Laughs Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas.

: #Laughs A Nun and her friend, Sarah were playing golf.

: #Laughs What did they do at the Boston Tea Party ? I don't know, I wasn't invited !

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