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: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

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: #Laughs What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!

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: #Laughs Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

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: #Laughs |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner.

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: #Laughs |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection.

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: #Laughs A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing.

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: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

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: #Laughs A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life a

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: #Laughs What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.

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: #Laughs What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

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: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

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: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

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: #Laughs As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate.

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: #Laughs A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

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: #Laughs The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a strident voice, she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition to me!"The man snapped to

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: #Laughs What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

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: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.

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: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

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: #Laughs What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

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: #Laughs A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

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: #Laughs What's the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 30 centimeterdick?Nothing....

: #Laughs What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day? Rugs and kisses!

: #Laughs Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake? To a weterinarian!

: #Laughs |There was once a man from the city who was visiting a small farm, and during this visit he saw a farmer feeding pigs in a most extraordinary manner.

: #Laughs |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ornament collection.

: #Laughs A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing.

: #Laughs Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License?A: Because she got an F in sex.

: #Laughs A policeman came upon a super-salesman about to jump from a bridge and yelled, "Wait, Fellow! Please don't do that !!!" The salesman said, "Why not ?" and proceeded to expound on his views on the shaky economy, declining family life a

: #Laughs What is a man's idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.

: #Laughs What's gray, squeaky and hangs around in caves ? Stalagmice !

: #Laughs How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator?Footprints in the butter!

: #Laughs Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza she had to go outside to eat it.

: #Laughs As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rushes out to investigate.

: #Laughs A bartender was washing glasses one afternoon when an elderly Irishman came in.

: #Laughs The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to a woman just passing and said, "Pardon me miss, do you happen to have the time?"In a strident voice, she responded, "How dare you make such a proposition to me!"The man snapped to

: #Laughs What is a dolphin's favorite TV show ? Whale of fortune !

: #Laughs How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.

: #Laughs A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two minutes apart!" "Is this her first child?" the doctor queries.

: #Laughs What do vampire footballers have at half-time? Blood oranges.

: #Laughs A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out.

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