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: #Laughs A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

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: #Laughs When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said

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: #Laughs What does an educated owl say? Whom.

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: #Laughs Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

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: #Laughs Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !

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: #Laughs Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

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: #Laughs |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at

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: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window.

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: #Laughs On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."On Maternity Room

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: #Laughs A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said.

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: #Laughs Inventions by Blondes...1.

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: #Laughs |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

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: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

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: #Laughs Losing a wife can be hard.

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: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

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: #Laughs What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

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: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

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: #Laughs The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store.

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: #Laughs OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.

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: #Laughs A wise old gentleman retired and purchased a modest home near a junior high school.

: #Laughs When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said

: #Laughs What does an educated owl say? Whom.

: #Laughs Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day were led down to the room in which they would meet their maker.

: #Laughs Who is king of all the mice ? Mouse Tse Tung !

: #Laughs Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!

: #Laughs Q.

: #Laughs |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves at the parade.Q: How do you know if there is a percussionist at the door?A: The knocking gets slower.Q: How can you tell when there is a drummer at

: #Laughs A beautiful, voluptuous woman went to a gynecologist.The doctor took one look at this woman and all hisprofessionalism went out the window.

: #Laughs On an Electrician's truck: "Let us remove your shorts." Outside a Radiator Repair Shop: "Best place in town to take a leak."In a Non-smoking area: "If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."On Maternity Room

: #Laughs A woman entered a psychiatrist's consulting room leadind a kangaroo."I'm worried about my husband, doctor, " she said.

: #Laughs Inventions by Blondes...1.

: #Laughs |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your complaint.

: #Laughs What do you get if you cross a parrot with a woodpecker ? A bird that talks in morse code !

: #Laughs Losing a wife can be hard.

: #Laughs Jim sees his neighbor out back building a bunker, loading in 75 gallons of bottled water, hauling in a gas generator and so on.

: #Laughs What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg ? It eggs-plodes !

: #Laughs Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great, gooey, bug-eyed monsters playing tiddley winks under my bed.

: #Laughs The Englishman's, Irishman's and Scotsman's wives go shopping one day to a big department store.

: #Laughs OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books.

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