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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I get home, I'm gonna rip thewife's knickers off!""What's the rush?" his mate asked."The bloody elastic in the legs is killing me," the bloke replie

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the dog wear white sneakers ? Because his boots were at the menders !

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs My dog is a nuisance.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Yo' Mamma is so ugly, I went into your house saw her TV was covered with cockroaches!I asked her what she was watching, and she said 'All My Children'

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q.) What does it mean when the flag is at half mast at the post office? A.) They're hiring.Q.) What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall? A.) "Dam."Q.) How do crazy people go through the forest? A.) They take the psycho path.Q.) What do Es

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the dog can talk and that he has 0 he's willing to bet anyone who says he can't.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Gross pay: 22.02Income Tax244.40 Outgo Tax45.21 State Tax61.10 Interstate Tax5.89 County Tax6.11 City Tax12.22 Rual Tax4.44 Back Tax1.11 Front Tax1.16 Side tax1.61 Up Tax2.22 Down Tax1.11 Knickknack Tax1.98 Hackensack Tax3.93 Thumbtax0.98 Carpe

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |It's not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date, the boy said to the girl: "Time stands still when I look into your eyes."The girl was very flattered.What the boy had really meant was, "You have a face that would stop a clock."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q: What do men and pantyhose have in common?A: They either cling, run or don't fit right in the crotch!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Morris was passing a small courtyard and heard voices murmuring. He went in and saw an altar with a large zero in the middle and a banner that said 'N I L'.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Well, if there's any truth to this study at all, then I should live to be 180 minimum! :)From the New England Journal of Medicine:Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's breasts is good for a man's health and can add years to his life, m

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why did the farmer call his horse Baseball? Because it's covered with horsehide!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs There was an old man in a bar who was staring at a punk in the corner.

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinoccio's nose?"Tell a lie."

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Two blondes were walking down the road and the first blonde said "Look at that dog with one eye!" The other blonde covers one of her eyes and goes, "Where?"

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs Why do burgers run the gauntlet? To test their meattle!

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FunnyJohny

: #Laughs |A man walks into the front door of a bar.

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