: #Laughs Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby."Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother."And why not?" asked Stan.

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#Laughs Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby."Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother."And why not?" asked Stan.

"Don't you want to have a beautiful baby someday like my wife and I have here?"Stan said nothing.The brother grew impatient, "C'mon Stan, I want a nephew.

Stan, make me an uncle."Stan couldn't take it anymore.

He gave his sister-in-law an apologetic look and asked his brother, "You're SURE you want a nephew?""Yes," the brother replied.

"It would be an honor!""Well congratulations, you're holding him!"

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: #Laughs Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged in the room holding their newborn baby."Stop! You can't do this!" exclaimed the brother."And why not?" asked Stan.

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