: #Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

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#Laughs NEW ELEMENTS ON THE PERIODIC TABLE Element: WOMAN Symbol: Wo Atomic Weight: 120 (more or less) Physical Properties: Generally round in form.

Boils at nothing and may freeze anytime.

Melts whenever treated properly.

Very bitter if not used well.

Chemical properties: Very active.

Possesses strong affinity to gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones.

Violent when left alone.

Able to absorb great amount of exotic food.

Turns slightly green when placed beside a better specimen.

Ages rapidly.

Usage: Highly ornamental.

An extremely good catalyst for disintegration of wealth.

Probably the single most powerful income reducing agent known.

Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.

Element: MAN Symbol: XY Common Name(s): Varies anywhere from John to !@#$&*! Atomic Weight: 180 +/-100 Physical Properties: Solid at room temperature, but easily gets bent out of shape.

Fairly dense and sometimes flaky.

Difficult to find a pure sample.

Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young, fresh samples.

Chemical Properties: Attempts to bond with Wo any chance it can get.

Also, tends to form strong bonds with itself.

Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (element Kid) for a prolonged period of time.

Neutralize by saturating with alcohol.

Usage: None really, except methane production.

Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.

Caution: In the absence of Wo, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.

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