: #Laughs A salesman walking along the beach found a bottle.

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#Laughs A salesman walking along the beach found a

bottle.

When he rubbed it, lo and behold, a genie appeared.
"I will
grant you three wishes," announced the genie.

"But since
Satan
still hates me, for every wish you make, your rival gets the wish as

well -- only double."

The salesman thought about this for a while.

"For my first wish, I
would like ten million dollars," he
announced.
Instantly the genie gave him a Swiss bank account number and
assured
the man that ,000,000 had been deposited.

"But your rival has
just
received ,000,000," the genie said.

"I've
always wanted a Ferrari," the salesman said.
Instantly a Ferrari
appeared.

"But your rival has just received two
Ferraris," the genie said.

"And what is your last wish?"

"Well," said the salesman, "I've
always wanted to donate a kidney
for transplant."