: #Laughs |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15.

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#Laughs |Things To Say If You Get Caught Sleeping At Your Desk 15.

"They told me at the blood bank this might happen." 14.

"This is just a 15 minute power-nap like they raved about in the last time management course you sent me to." 13.

"Whew! Guess I left the top off the liquid paper" 12.

"I wasn't sleeping! I was meditating on the mission statement and envisioning a new paradigm!" 11.

"This is one of the seven habits of highly effective people!" 10.

"I was testing the keyboard for drool resistance" 9.

"Actually I'm doing a "Stress Level Elimination Exercise Plan" (SLEEP) I learned it at the last mandatory seminar you made me attend.

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"I was doing a highly specific Yoga exercise to relieve work related stress." 7.

"Darn! Why did you interrupt me? I had almost figured out a solution to our biggest problem." 6.

"The coffee machine is broken...." 5.

"Someone must've put decaf in the wrong pot." 4.

"Boy, that cold medicine I took last night just won't wear off!" 3.

"Ah, the unique and unpredictable circadian rhythms of the workaholic!" 2.

"I wasn't sleeping, I was trying to pick up contact lens without hands." AND THE #1 BEST THING TO SAY IF YOU GET CAUGHT SLEEPING AT YOUR DESK: "Amen"