: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

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#Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

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: #Laughs A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

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: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

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: #Laughs A good husband is the light of his wife's life.

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: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

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: #Laughs A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

: #Laughs A good husband is the light of his wife's life.

: #Laughs One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."

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