: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

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#Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a

fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates.
The doctor said how he'd
healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was
a sinner and was sent
to Hell.

The engineer told how he'd built homes for the
homeless, etc.; but he
messed up the environment, so he was sent to
Hell.

The fungal taxonomist was frightened by all this, but as soon as
he
mentioned his occupation, God said "You've already been thru
Hell,
Welcome to Heaven."

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: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

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: #Laughs A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

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: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

: #Laughs A doctor, an engineer, and a fungal taxonomist arrived at The Pearly Gates. The doctor said how he'd healed the sick, helped the lame; but he was a sinner and was sent to Hell. The engineer told how he'd built homes for the homeles

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: I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating ME! - Jerry Seinfeld, Seinfeld episode "The Van Buren Boys" - broadcast on February 6, 1997 US comedian & television actor (1954 - ) #Quotes

: #Laughs There's a brunette walking down a set of railroad tracks saying,"..." Then a blonde pulls up, gets out of her car, and says, "What are you doing?" The brunette replies, "Just counting." The blonde says, "May I join you?" "Yes," replies the brunett

: #Laughs A monastery in the English countryside was having a hard time with its cash flow because of the dwindling number of monks available to help with all the work.

: #Laughs An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:"When it all boils done to the essence of truth," the philosopher said, "one must live by a dog's rule of life":"If you can't eat it or fuck it...PISS ON IT!"

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