: #Laughs At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for f

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#Laughs At a
convention of biological scientists
one researcher remarks to another:
"Did you know that in our lab we
have switched from mice to lawyers
for our experiments?"

"Really?" the other replied,
"Why did you switch?"
"Well, for four
very good reasons.

First we found that lawyers are far
more plentiful,
second, the lab assistants don't get so attached to
them, third
there are some things even a rat won't do, and fourth
sometimes it
very hard to extrapolate our test results to human beings."

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: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

: #Laughs At a convention of biological scientists one researcher remarks to another: "Did you know that in our lab we have switched from mice to lawyers for our experiments?" "Really?" the other replied, "Why did you switch?" "Well, for f

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: #Laughs A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911: "is this her first child?".Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband"!

: #Laughs What did the priest say to the nun when he screwed her?"The holy pole is in your hole so wet your ass and save your soul."

: #Laughs Ted said to his friend, 'can you lend me ?' 'But I only have ,' his friend replied. That's OK, you can always owe me the other !

: #Laughs A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed:"Come and bury my wife.""But I buried your wife ten years ago," replied the undertaker."I got married again," the man sobbed."Oh," said the undertaker.

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