: #Laughs A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911: "is this her first child?".Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband"!

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#Laughs A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911: "is this her first child?".Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband"!

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: #Laughs A man frantically calls 911 and says, "help...my wife has gone into labor and her contractions are 10 minutes apart".911: "is this her first child?".Man: "Of course not, you idiot...this is her husband"!

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